Jon meets the martial arts version of John Malkovich

Today I sold my PSP on craigslist to a guy named John.  We met in front of the Surf and Turf market and all I know about this guy is that his name is John.  Well in turns out I think he looks a heck of a lot like John Malkovich and I’m wondering to myself, “why would john malkovich but a PSP on craigslist if he’s rich.”  So the techno saavy guy I am, I look at his email and find out his last name is Graden.  I google “John Graden” and it turns out he’s an 8th degree Martial Arts superstar who now is a motivational speaker. Well not quite as famous as the former but still weird to think if I pulled and funny business with him he could’ve killed me.  An now that I think about it, he doesn’t look much like Malkovich.